the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out
that’s fucking disgusting
i dont want your ketchup pre-cum
stop that
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There is a really problematic culture of artists underpricing their commissions online - though I’m sure this practice extends towards the ‘real world’. A fun fact before we start: the internet is actually part of the ‘real world’. If you don’t think that industry artists are…
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MOISES MAHIQUES
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Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.

Meghan Howland - Fever Dream, 2013 Paintings: Oil on Linen Panel
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THE SOUND OF A PUPPY CRYING IS THE SADDEST THING IN THE WORLD DO NOT DENY THIS